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Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.
Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."
to sleep with all the men available
Girl, I wanted a man but you clearing the shelf.
A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf
I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself
The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.
Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...
Used when describing the app Shelf
"Have you installed Shelf"
"Yeah, Shelf is so cool"
The appearance of full glutes from top to bottom. An ass that looks like you could sit a cup on it.
“Yeah my girl has a whole shelf from working out in the gym.”