pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

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Fuck it, ship it

Phrase used when committing to something that you really want to do, but know you should be doing something completely different

Brad: Man let's run one more quick game of NHl 10.

Jeremy: You know I have big test coming up tomorrow and after that 35 last time, I have to study.

Brad: Quite being a bitch, bitch!

Jeremy: Fuck it, ship it

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Ghost Ship

A modification of the Dutch rudder in which it's a combination of a Dutch rudder and a stranger.

"I woke up with a boner and numb arm from sleeping on it, I then proceeded to get my friend to ghost ship me."

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shipping a package

Taking a dump. Pooping.

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.

shipping immunity

Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.

Z: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
A: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity, he already has someone

Illegal Ships

Ships that are scary and disgusting. For example

Cuphead x Mugman

Tord x The kid

Eduardo x Edd

Little Jon x Tom

UWU girl:Omgoooood I Found Some illegal ships

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Ship Snot

Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.

Please take care of my ship snot bitch!