sofia shocking

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.

Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.

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shock jock

A radio or television personality who lowers his content to the lowest common denominator ( gutter level ) for the sole purpose of insulting, exciting, or inflaming people for attention or ratings.

Howerd Stern is a no-talent shock jock who shouldn't be on air and taken seriously.

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Donkey Shock

This is where you fuck a girl from be hind and u punch her in the back of the head so her ass tightens, but at the same time u give her the Shocker.

I donkey Shocked ur mom

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Shock and Awetism

An event in which a person with Autism is electrocuted to the point of death. Most common in the southern states where different people are poorly treated.

Did you see the shock and awetism last night?

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Shock Lock

Like the rock lock, except the sexual hand gesture of the shocker is used instead of the rock fist.

Ben congradulated Clint with a shock lock after winning the game.

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Shock the Mojo

A phrase used in conversation when trying to get someone to respond.

Could also mean "Just do it."

See also: Shocking the Mojo

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after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.

John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!

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