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nigger shopping

While in a store or gas station, a member of the family (usually a the mother or father) will stand in line or sometimes even at the counter. Meanwhile, the rest of the family (usually the children) will run around the store and find petty things they want their parents to purchase (i.e. candy, hannah montana pencils, slim jims etc.). In most cases, the parent doesn't know how to tell his/her kids NO and the kids end up trading out what they want 50 times which holds up the entire line and completely confuses the cashier.

John and Tom walk into the gas station to get a soda. When they get in line, there is a woman at the register with a pile of goodies. The woman's kids are running around the store finding more goodies and putting them on the counter.

Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"

John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"

Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."

by someguywhogotpissedoffoneday July 21, 2008

61πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


fuck shop

A place where you can go, where the price is right just to fuck a whore...
It has a bed and a sink, so you can wash your pine when you're done.
Usually a sleazy motel or bordello/crackhouse.

source: 2 Live Crew

all the boys go fuck the hos at the corner fuck shop

the place to splat...

by Rip Rida July 7, 2006

28πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Shop Vac

When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.

I found a nice shop vac last night.

by Womanizer August 31, 2003

26πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

60πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


future shop

Best Buy owned chain of electronics stores in Canada that rewards workers who disobey convention and screw around talking about the latest Britney Spears albums while they're supposed to be working, yet punishes hard working employees for being late once.

Store managers are also known to give employees instructions that are in violation of obvious safety signs placed near equipment in the warehouse.

This chain is a great place to go if you enjoy being heckled and pushed by salespeople who know nothing about the products they are supposedly experts about, and are overly concerned about pushing stupid sales plans on people, which anyone who doesn't drop kick the product the instant after getting home does not need.

Going to Future Shop? Save yourself the time and just give money to beggars on the street. At least beggars aren't trying to hide the fact that they aren't doing anything.

by CloutierFan02 January 2, 2005

45πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Shop buddy

Like a fuck buddy, except used by bitches for shopping instead. Shop buddies do have the ability to upgrade into fuck buddies; however this is very rare.

I hate carrying her bags. Why do I have to be her shop buddy?

by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010

38πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


window shopping

When a person stares at the ass or genitals of another person without actually touching them.

Guy: *staring at a woman's ass*
Woman: Hey! I see you window shopping there!

by redandsymmetry February 23, 2017

35πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž