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stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

by House-elf December 9, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


To get on the shovel like a ninja

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.

''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''

by Fernandito manzo November 28, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

by Olivia123 October 18, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel

eating a girl out

Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.

by Dr. Amanda Love March 10, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

by mockschmock December 7, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shovel Pass

(verb) To cups ones hands around flatulent gas as it exits the anus, then pass the hands under another's nose.

I say, I shovel passed that gnarly fart under his nose.

by RoanokeVaSlang May 21, 2010


shovel slaughter

when you kill/slaughter someone/something with a shovel

*vindicator comes after person*
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him

by Female sans January 11, 2018