You shut the fuck up

Last warning before I give you a dirt nap one more word after I say you shut the fuck up you'll be put to sleep

Billy you shut the fuck up Billy replies yeah fuck you what are you going to do about it then billy gets put to sleep

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shut the hell up cards

a deck of cards used for the sole purpose of telling someone to shut the hell up.the person given the shut the hell up cards must obey.

person one: so my mom was bitching at me last night about not cleaning my room

person two: well why didnt you give her one of your shut the hell up cards?

person one: i already used them all up on my girlfriend

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Shut the fuck up dumbass

What I say to an asshole who thinks he’s smart

Johnny: bro u know how I ca...
Me: Shut the fuck up dumbass

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shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"

boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"

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Shut the hell up Karen

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.

Shut the hell up Karen.

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shut up and keep going

when your women is giving you a blow job and starts talking

"oh yeah"
"babe I think we should..."
"shut up and keep going"

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Wanna eat? Shut up then!

This was a phrase popular in Northern Lower Michigan in the mid-to-late 1980's.  It is believed to have originated from a highschool teacher in Pentwater trying to calm down a classroom before lunch hour.  It was uttered in various circumstances, generally associated with mealtimes.

Kids standing in line at a McDonald's.  One turns to the other and shouts (preferably in the other's ear): Wanna eat? Shut up then!

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