blows my skirt up

to be gaseous or fangorious

I'm blowin my skirt up I'm so fangorious right now.

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National Skirt Day (NSD)

National Skirt Day, this is a day when all the girls where I live wear a skirt for the entire day. Some have panties under the skirt, some have thongs and g-strings under the skirt, and some girls wear nothing under the skirt. This day is the day in which one girl will not have think in their minds..."Will I be the only girl wearing a skirt today?"

National Skirt Day is on the date of-- March 10th and it started the year of 1998, so, the very first National Skirt Day was, 3/10/1998. March 10, 1998 was the start of National Skirt Day, so be honored to know that the tenth day in March is a very special day. NATIONAL SKIRT DAY.

Man- "Hey girl, are you wearing a skirt for me tomorrow?"

Girl- "Yes, I am wearing a skirt tomorrow, but not for you. I am wearing one because it is National Skirt Day tomorrow."

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blow wind up my skirt

to give me a cheap thrill that is not genuine, e.g. by flattering me or telling me something you think I want to hear

"Stop trying to blow wind up my skirt." "I really think you are amazing at this. I'm not just blowing wind up your skirt." "That doesn't blow wind up my skirt." (that doesn't really thrill me)

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my skirt got a bit wet

When Lillie, a character a game called Pokémon Sun & Moon states that her skirt got wet while it was raining on Exeggutor Island.

My skirt got a bit wet.

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That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals

Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.

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whatever blows your skirt up

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.

"Mr. K, should I use blue or black ink?"
"Well... whatever blows your skirt up."

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whatever blows your skirt up

same as whatever floats your boat

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever blows your skirt up."

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