smoking broccoli

smoking weed; marijuana

"I be smoking broccoli, they say it's good for my health."- Kodak Black

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Smoke Job

when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.

my girl gave me a smoke job last night.

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smoked out

To have smoked pot with a buddy, or, to be invited to smoke pot.

You want to get smoked out?

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Smoked out

Smoked so much weed in your life that you smoked yourself stupid.

Guy1 Mike cant even add 2+2 bro.
Guy 2 damn that foos smoked out.
Guy 1 lol

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ninja smoke

To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.

Will: Where did Laura go?

Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed

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wish smoke

The first cigarette in a pack, which you flip filter-down and put it back in the pack. Smoked as the last in the pack, at which point you make a wish. Invalid if you burn up the front of the filter, put it out before it's time or split it with someone.

Aaah, that was a nice wish smoke. Cross your fingers that I get laid tonight.

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Smoke Signal

The act of blowing marijuana smoke in the direction of a distracted friend to let them know it's their turn to hit the blunt.

Johnny, who was already in a daze from excessive smoking, got a whiff of the smoke signal, and then knew it was his turn to hit the blunt.

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