john sniffer

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert

richard simmons is a john sniffer

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Shit sniffer

A person who always looks like they are smelling poop. A stinky version of resting bitch face.

Is there dog shit on my shoe or is she just a shit sniffer?

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package sniffer

it started like this...

the office IT guy was telling us that we NEED to use VPN while on business travel. he says that if we dont use VPN, someone could use packet sniffer software to read our emails. we told him he's a package sniffer.

then we lol'd, cause thats the way we roll...

"those crazy ITards make everything difficult...they're all a bunch of package sniffers."

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short-sniffer

A person obsessed with wearing dirty under garments on their head.

Damn son. Came home yesterday and Rainwater had his head in my laundry bin. That kid is a short-sniffer.

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Shit Sniffer

One who seems to enjoy the smell of flatulence. Always the one smiling and staying too long in the affected area.

Look at that guy. Everybody bailed from that sulfer bomb but him. What a shit sniffer!!!

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ball sniffer

Someone who responds to an ad for something (usually a car) on a website (usually on Craigslist), and takes up your time checking it out, claims that they will buy it, only to disappear.

Nick: Did you sell that car yet?
Brian: No, that guy that came by was a total ball sniffer...he never called back...which sucks because I told another guy it was sold already.
Nick: What a total handjob! Let's kick his ass if we ever see him again!

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wang sniffer

a jackass

that dude is a wang sniffer

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