To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.
Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?
Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.
Gut 1: Nice!
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a game played by extremely gay men were they all stand in a circle and jack off on to a waffle and the last person to jack off onto it eats it. i sware to god this is a real game
bruce and his posse were so gay they decided to play the game " soggy waffles"
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A competitive game played with a group of niggaz in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to cum on a muffin. Last nigga to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.
NICK: hey rafa, wanna play soggy muffin??
RAFA: no baby, not tonight, i'm still full from last night.
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When the male ejaculates on the womenβs vagina and proceeds to spread it across the vagina, imitating a butter knife spreading butter on bread.
U wanna Netflix and Soggy bread?
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An unintelligent person who commits atrocious acts against others, not realizing the folly of their actions until later.
"My college professor gave us a quiz two days before the final on brand new material, and then sent us an e-mail apologizing for it but refusing to change the grades. He is such a soggy buttcheek!"
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1. Vagina (derogatory)
2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.
3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')
NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.
1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.
2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.
3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.
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A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.
Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P
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