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When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.
I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!
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When large corporate companies create franchises and merchandise surrounding major recent events and news stories.
‘Suffragetti Spaghetti’, suggests that if the same franchising existed in 1910, the suffragettes would have had their own range of spaghetti shapes for children.
Companies often use suffragetti spaghetti for their own financial gain, to a crude result.
“Hey, Have you seen those new action figures they’re selling at Walmart to commemorate 9/11?”,
“Ohh... Yeah; They’re sick. Especially that fire damaged police officer doll.”
“Yep, It’s just all Suffragetti Spaghetti”.
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When your having sex and you get really sweaty and your pubes get all tangled together and your pubes and her pubes intertwine and creates large mega pubes from both of your pubes.
dude me and my girlfriend last night had sweaty Spaghetti and it hurt like hell!
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Originally from "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. "Mom's spaghetti" is used at the end of a long speech or explanation.
Steve: "We need to grow as people in order to truly grow as a society. From time and time again, we have failed to provide the basic needs to human beings and because so, there are many that die preventable deaths. One day we will outgrow this trend and become truly divine creatures; mom's spaghetti."
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Where you get a plate of spaghetti and put the noodles around the mans penis. The girl then puts spaghetti sauce on the mans balls. And she/he sucks all the mess off
Elijah:Chill my balls are sensitive
Aiden :This is a spaghetti blowjob, don’t complain bitch
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When one person shaves his or her pubic region into another person's mouth.
Anna squatted down, broke out the razor, and gave seth a mean course of Spanish Spaghetti.
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An outcry, generally used to express frustration or incredulity in response to a weird or negative experience.
An alternative phrase to "WTF?!" or "Yikes!"
-"Dude, isn't that your mom getting out of the backseat of that car with your best friend?"
-"Chucky's spaghettiiiiiiii!!!!!!!"
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