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Jerking off despite knowing the well is dry.
It was officially a blank spank by round three.
The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.
Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.
1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail
2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
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P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!
P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton
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P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
The most hated worthless person with no value at all
That guy is a fucking spank cunt
To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.
damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch
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The act of discretely masturbating while planking.
His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.
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