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1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail
2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
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P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!
P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton
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P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
The most hated worthless person with no value at all
That guy is a fucking spank cunt
When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.
"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"
Jerking off despite knowing the well is dry.
It was officially a blank spank by round three.
A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins
Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls
To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.
damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch
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An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.
Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.
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