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A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.
Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"
Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.
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your best friend or "bro". usually used between guys
person1: who's your best friend?
person2: Jon.... He's my MAIN SQUEEZE.
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A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.
Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!
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Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina
Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze
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Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.
Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.
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Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way
Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?
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the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.
Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?
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