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Stealing rifts

Taking a girls’ virginity. Commonly used among Zoomers

Bruh, I’m going to be stealing rifts at this party this weekend

by Zoomer Bro December 2, 2020


Stealing credit

And it doesn't speak to the implicit truth-claim.

Hym "That's just stealing credit for things and giving it to God."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024


Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011


Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.

1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."

by daltonjfk November 6, 2019


stealing a base

When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.

Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.

by Snaccson September 29, 2019


Super Sonic Chronic Steal

When your homies aren’t looking and you sneak the bong at supper sonic speed and take a hit without them noticing.

Ya nigga sometimes when I can’t hang my homies lackin, I Super Sonic Chronic Steal the bong from them and take a hit whiteout then knowing.:)

by BongGod420 October 15, 2022


Stealing money

You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.

Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023