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Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022


Navy Steal

A person who did not serve in the military, but commits stolen valor from real U.S. Navy SEALs.

Person 1- “Look at Steven’s Facebook profile, he wrote the He’s a Navy Seal.”

Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”

by The Dequalizer August 8, 2019


stop stealing my words

these people keep stealing words i make like jesus, there cant be that many words in this website just stop plz i need make word it how i get money for my family

stop stealing my words in warning you
no
stab
no
stab stab
no no

stab stab jab cab limo hit car boom jab stab
no on no on

by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 10, 2022


Boyfriend stealing whore

When your bestfriend steals your boyfriend

Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.

by Touni’s bestie April 25, 2022


Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011


Super Sonic Chronic Steal

When your homies aren’t looking and you sneak the bong at supper sonic speed and take a hit without them noticing.

Ya nigga sometimes when I can’t hang my homies lackin, I Super Sonic Chronic Steal the bong from them and take a hit whiteout then knowing.:)

by BongGod420 October 15, 2022


Stealing money

You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.

Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023