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A person that fakes being a stoner on the internet to look cool.
Jack: I AM SO HIGH MAN
Bill: STFU you e-stoner
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Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint
"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."
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getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers
whats wrong with you man
ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month
An equal exchange between two objects that have a significance to two or more people who are smoking weed at any given point in time.
A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.
Billy offers a soda to Michael. Michael accepts the soda and offers Billy a joint. Billy accepts. A Stoner Trade has just been initiated.
The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.
Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"
A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.
Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look
The act of all of the stoners huddling together to keep warm during the winter while they smoke outside the school yard.
Look at all of the Stoner Penguins!
The March of the Stoner Penguins.