transit strike

When underpaid transit workers attempt to get their way by not working, therefore screwing everyone working/living/playing in town

The recent transit strike made me walk across the Brooklyn Bridge!... This fucking transit strike fouled up the Green and Market-Frankford lines. Can I have a taxi, please?

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counter strike

DoD's weaker, less fun little brother.

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bowl a strike

to get laid ten times in one night by ten different hot girls.

John bowled a strike when he got drunk with some girls.

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Cluster strike

That

That is a cluster strike

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Napalm Strike

This occurs when your 'victim' is taking a shower. This generally works better if the victim leaves the door unlocked. Act as if you are entering the bathroom to take a leak, brush your teeth, grab some mouthwash, etc. This will not work if you have a clear see through shower curtain. Grab a cat and get it so that it is very angry. Enter the bathroom with the angry cat, yell "NAPALM STRIKE!!!" and toss the cat over top of the shower curtain.

Johnny never locked the door when he took a shower. I thought I'd teach him a lesson by dropping a Napalm Strike. Ever since then, Johnny has locked the door when he showers.

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strike zone

The strike zone a girls body from her knees to her chest. In other words a butter face. The girl has rocking body from her legs to her chest but her face is less than appetizing.

Ryan: Tom would you do that girl?
Tom: I would do her based on her strike zone legs great boobs great face less than average.
Ryan: Yeah you are right her face sucks...but damn tell that girl she has three strikes cause that strike zone is rocking.

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Drone Strikes

When you’re shitting and the shits come out like drone missiles. Small and hot.

After those extra spicy tacos I was blasting drone strikes into the toilet all night.

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