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to get hit by a truck while crossing the street, believing you are going to survive, and then dying 2 days later in the hospital.
dude that guy just got hit by a truck, i wonder if he'll get cody summered
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The summer of 2009, when right wing protests over Health Care Reform turned nasty and hateful
Ironic, 40 years ago Bob was in San Francisco for the Summer of Love. Now he's at his Congressman's Town Hall Meeting as part of the Summer of Hate protests.
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Warm spell in autumn.
"Indian" meant "false" by racist colonialists.
See Indian giver.
Thanks to the Indian summer, I'll be playing softball with my family on Thanksgiving.
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The summer of 1994 during which recent catholic high school grads watched numerous pornographic films together just for shits and giggles. This activity would usually take place in Lula and Nacho's family room after an Albertson's run for cookies or at Nicole's house over spinach dip.
Appropriate viewing options for summer of porn were soft-core and usually available on HBO or Skinemax. In the off-chance that something was rented it would need to be obtained from the dirty back room of the local mom and pop video store. This back room is generally haunted by degenerates highly offended at the giggling recent catholic high school grads.
"Hey Luli, since this is summer of porn are we watching Emmanuelle tonight?"
"No, I rented Carrie - Sex on Wheels, Yank My Doodle - It's A Dandy, and Edward Penis-Hands""
"Great! pass the cookies"
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School that commences in the summer.
Even though summer school is in the summer, it is much easier to get an A because the majority of the students who take it don't do well in school anyway.
dude, i'm taking math in summer school, i'll have like 120 percent when it's all finished!
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That wetness in your crack, either from a hot day in the sun or a juicy fart that sends moisture up your crack. Sometimes so saucy you have to do a check wipe. Make sure it's clean. (beaware, you may wipe up something you've never seen) It may feel like you sharted, but it's just the summer sauce. Can always be used for a Summer Sauce Wet Willy on friends or loved ones.
"Today was so hot, my ass is a pool of summer sauce"
Oh crap Dennis, I think I may have sharted... (go check) Nope it was just some summer sauce. (Shart Tampon or Manpon should be added at this point)
Stay away from the Nacho, he's love to wipe a little summer sauce on his finger and put in your ear.
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the last month of summer after tourists leave the jersey shore
Mary hates when the shore is crowded with New Yorkers, so she waits until Local Summer to sit on the beach and enjoy the sun.
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