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When you smoke some that good chronic and you stay on the move feeling high as fuck!!
I just blazed up some that real good now my ass cloud surfing on my way to work!
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a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.
or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air
a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.
b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.
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Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.
After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.
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The period of time right after you smoke and feel really high. Taken from the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, from the group Air.
"Yo if we smoke now, we should be surfing on a rocket by 10:30".
"Yo Ian's been surfing on a rocket the past 45 minutes"
Yo Ian what are u doing?....Just Surfing on a rocket
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Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.
"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"
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A sick way to get barreled when surf conditions are less than favorable.
Your bros lay out then pull corners of an extra large blue tarp to create a wave and you skate through it.
You feel like your getting shacked but you're shredding on LAND.
Guy #1: BRO its sooooo flat today...sucks man!
Guy #2 :Naw Dude! Its chill. Were gonna shred the gnar on the street today.
Guy #1 : You dont mean....
Guy #2 : yea man were doin it.... Tarp Surfing!!!
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not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.
I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.
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