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Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.


Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 16, 2009

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Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.

Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?

by DavidFourFingers March 13, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 5, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint meat

the part between the pussy and ass

if the taint is brown dont go down!

by joe crackhead July 27, 2003

42๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


tainting the olive

When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.

Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.

by Flint Whirly July 20, 2009

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taint stain

a stain left in the underwear from (sweaty balls )or vagina, not to be confused with a skid mark

joe thought he left a skid mark in his drawers but it definitely was a taint stain

by masterstainer July 25, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint punch

Taint Punch- When your friend is bending over tieing his shoe or something and you uppercut him in his taint. Not very painfull but the look on the vicitim'a face is priceless. I have had it done to me and its very shocking.

When bob was picking up his keys I gave him a taint punch I think I stoped his heart for a second.

by taint man February 28, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž