1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.
Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.
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also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.
Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?
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a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe
"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."
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the part between the pussy and ass
if the taint is brown dont go down!
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When two men rub their assholes up and down the each others taint.
Tim and Linus were tainting the olive for hours last night. When they awoke they were chaffing like no other.
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a stain left in the underwear from (sweaty balls )or vagina, not to be confused with a skid mark
joe thought he left a skid mark in his drawers but it definitely was a taint stain
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Taint Punch- When your friend is bending over tieing his shoe or something and you uppercut him in his taint. Not very painfull but the look on the vicitim'a face is priceless. I have had it done to me and its very shocking.
When bob was picking up his keys I gave him a taint punch I think I stoped his heart for a second.
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