sceptic tank

Cockney (E.London, Great Britain) rhyming slang for Yank American.
A disparaging term for a U.S. citizen.
(Sadly, those poor souls afflicted by political correctness usually confine it to Americans of European origin.)

Far too many of the definitions in this site are courtesy of retarded sceptic tanks.

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Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

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Fill Tank

When you nut inside your partner without a dome.

Alex B: Yo, do you have any domers?
Mike P: Nah, just fill tank man.

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wank tank

A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.

Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!

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tank

Someone who becomes virtually indestructible and crazy powerful from eating too much awesome sauce.

Dave: Whoa, did you see Jake just do that!!!

Zach: Yeah, he's a tank.

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Pocket Tanks

A game from Blitwise, where you choose 10 weapons, and then take turns trying to bomb each others' tanks by setting a weapon, power and angle. The Deluxe version comes with more weapons, and expansion packs for the Deluxe version are also available. The Basic version just has 30 weapons, but the Deluxe version has 60 weapons, 125 with all the expansion packs (There are seven expansion packs). The game was recently a fad in the schools of Delaware. For optimal gaming, turn off the in-game music, and put on either O-Zone's "Dragostea Din Tei", Danzel's "Pump It Up", Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For" (my choice), or Underworld's "Moaner".

Yesterday, I played my friend Roberto in Pocket Tanks, and he whooped my ass. I should play him with the wind options next time, see who's really hardcore.

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Sex Tank

1) A sex tank is a complimentary expression for a female who has a physique characterized by a curvy buttocks, a medium waist and large breasts. However women like these are rare, perhaps 1 in 5,000 in the general population. 2) A solidly built-for-sex body. 3) A female that could stradle you and you would be very lucky. 4) A female body that was made to please a man.

"Damn. Did you see that sex tank in the store?"

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