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tech house

A cross breed of house and techno music, generally keeping the tempo, beat and rhythm of a house song. Electronic and synthetic instruments are usually laid over to form the fusion of house and techno.

DJ MofoSam played a sick set last night. After he busted out that chunky house set, he delved into some dope tech house that got the whole crowd jumping.

by MofoSam June 10, 2003

36๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brooklyn Tech

A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.

Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.

It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.

TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.

A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.

C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.

E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!

by TehBenus April 28, 2012

45๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cell Tech

Slang for Steroids.

Popularized by Bodybuilding.com forums

Person A: Think I can look like this guy by next year?

Person B: Phil Health? No, hes on Dat Dere Cell tech

by GhetHugeOrDieMirin January 27, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


tech effect

The effect noticed on males at Michigan Tech. The longer you're at Tech, the better the girls look and the lower your standards get!

"Dude, that girl's hot!"

"No way man, you're just affected by the Tech Effect."

by wings_2008 July 31, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Virginia Tech

The most amazing and school in the state of Virginia. Also the largest research institute in Va. and produces 42% of Va's PhD's. VT is the home of the third largest computer in the world and every building is made of "hokie stone," which completes its amazing architecture.

"Virginia Tech: 2004 ACC CHAMPS!!"

by lindsay December 14, 2004

1191๐Ÿ‘ 910๐Ÿ‘Ž


georgia tech

georgia tech actually means absence of women and lack of social ability.

John: hey i go to ga tech!
Sally: ( turns around, leaves room)

by Clay January 30, 2005

206๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


gwinnett tech

retarded

Gwinnett Tech is totally fucking retarded

by your mom's gay lover October 17, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž