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Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!
Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.
Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.
After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.
The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)
“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday”
when you fuck a bitch in the ass while you are playing tennis
"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"
"How was it?"
"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"
What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'
Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!
The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.
Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.