Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"
When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.
When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"
when a man wiggles a mans testiicles
his testicles were rubbed so hard that it broke and it became wiggle testicles"
Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."
When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)
Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!