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did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them
Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch
bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.
Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!
Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.
The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm
His testicles have lots of sperm
The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals
KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.