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1) noun, verb: 99% of all sex is basically something pornstars do so that other people can masturbate. The other one percent of what happens in private is describes below, without going into all the messy details, the guy has this thing below his belly commonly known as a dick. The aim of sex is to shove the dick between a woman's legs known as a pussy. 99% of all the activities of men are directed towards finding an acceptable pussy. This is true for 99% of the women too, but they'd rather eat horseshit than admit it. This results in something hideos being born, known as babies, unless the guy protects himself by wearing condoms. Sometimes the guy shoves his dick into other suitable body orifices of the girl, like the asshole, the mouth and the urethra. Sex also occors when the guy eats the cunt or anus of the girl. Sex usually does not occor when the couple is only locking lips.
Sometimes, when two guys get really horny and/or drunk, one of them shoves their dick up the other's ass. Or they yank each other's cocks, or blow each other. You should get the idea.
Sometimes, two girls get really emotional and wail about how good guys are impossible to find, and THEN end up getting drunk and horny. But since girls are not endowed with dicks, the best they can do is lick each other's cunts or shove fingers up each other's pussies or assholes or both.
They also kiss, but this has become too common to be considered a remotely sexual act. All of this, unbelievably, somehow manages to get guys more horny.
Sometimes one really lucky guy manages to get two girls drunk and horny, or finds two girls as above, and manages to have both of them crawling all over his body. In this case, the guy is too excited, confused, and exhilerated, and the two girls are too drunk, to actually know what gets shoved up where. this is known as a threesome.
Sometimes two guys and a girl come together. In this case, one guy shoves his dick up the girls pussy/asshole/mouth and the other guy shoves his dick up the first guys asshole. The guy in the middle is known as Lucky Pierre, whih is pretty ironic as the guy above is normally considered to be more lucky. This is also known as a threesome.
Sometimes a bunch of friends get together and get horny and drunk. In this case, all of them end up in one big group, with various body orifices in contact with various other body orifices and cocks. This is known as group sex when both the genders are equally represented. There is also a unisec orgy, where one girl has a number of dicks in her cunt, mouth and asshole. Also, the guys participating in putting their dicks in some suitable and underoccupied body orifice, may or may not indulge by kissing one another.
The one boy an many girls things never happens anywhere out of the middle east, where the harem is having sex with the male in whatever way is possible through all the clothes.
And in some exteremely perverted cases, people get drunk and horny, and are too bored to use their hands, need a little variety and therefore will shove their dicks into the orifices of, or allow their orifices to be penetrated by the dicks of dogs, cats and horses. Sometimes, both guys and girls get blown by goats, tapirs, cows, crows, parrots and dead fish. These creatures are enticed into doing this by sprinkling a suitable foodgrain over the body part that requires to be stimulated. These guys are really sick in the head, but not as sick as people who indulge in sibling sex, child sex, and family orgies.
See, I told you I wouldn't go into the messy details.
2) gender
1) And I am a fucking virgin.
2) Sex? ______ (in a form)
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the act of a man inserting his penis into a womans vaginia. mostly done in europe. can happen anywhere including where your sitting.and yes kids. mommy and daddy have sex.
everyone has sex.
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you.......words can't even explain how much of a dumbass you are
We had sex.
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Sex is the middle man to love making and fucking. It is a medium to those two definitions in which a male and female body both intertwine in different positions all leading to a males penis entering a womans vagina until extasy is reached. The same out come stands for both male on male relationships also including male on female and multiple parties as well. As well as being used as a pleasure-filled act, it is also used as a stress reliever or tension reliever.
Some say sex is mearly a form of human reproduction when in reality, we are the only species who have sex sheerly for pleasure purposes. If sex is not pleserable it is not sex, it is then a waste of time.
After a hard day at work, the male comes home to a stressed out woman, in order to relieve this tension both partners have sex until happyness is reached.
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the upmost form of romantic affection between two lovers, or five dollars and some STDs.
1. My husband and I strengthened our emotional and physical bond last night while having sex.
2. I picked up dis sexy ass ho on da corner last night and we had some hot sex, but now ma dick itches.
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Intercourse; a special relationship with someone.
When a dick goes inside a pussy, when the pussy is licked, yummy!
Dan and I were out on a date. His eyes held mine, and when we laughed, I felt so nice and uplifted. He held my hand and took me back to my house. We sat down together, staring into each others eyes. He put a hand on my leg and I shuddered. He laughed. "Are you scared of me?" "A little.." He beckoned for me to come closer to him. He turned me around and gently placed me on his lap. He started bouncing me up and down on his lap until I realized he was hard. I knew what he wanted, and I wanted the same. I took his hand and placed it on my pussy, and rubbed it around in just the right motion.
We began. He pushed me towards the bed and forced himself onto me, both of us madly horny and kissing this entire time. He quickly pulled off his pants and stripped me of my clothes. We loved each other. Slowly but surely, I felt his dick throbbing inside me, and I LOVED IT. He moved it inside and out, and soon cummed inside me.
"OH BABY, BABY..
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.. I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART.. YOU GOT LOST IN THE GAME.."
Alr bye <3 have sex with a Dan. Lyg. Also stop being a perv and looking up sex to get horny. Byeeeee
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