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A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.
I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.
The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!
To spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. As opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. Often done in the case of needing money for something immediately.
"I am ten cents short for a bottle of snake piss so Im gonna go crack spange on the way to the LQ.
When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.
John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.
Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
The act of mooning someone when answering a skype call.
Dude, I totally skype cracked your mum last night
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oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.
"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."
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a butt crack that is 6 to 8 inches above the waste line
she had such a high crack she had to lay down to take a shit!
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