Rural Dictionary

Antonio

Antonio is dirty asf, smells like sh*t all the damn time, doesn't shower whatsoever, is hungry all the time, fake asf too, like so f*cking fake dude like what the f*ck man stop being so fake and toxic.
If you ever come across an antonio beat his dumb a** up bro, no hesitation he is short asf.

Veronica: yo where's antonio, the fake a** b*tch??
Loe: yeah where is that fake b*tch?
Oaty: yeah u right where tf is he?
Clay: he is fake asf.
Everyone: True.

by Dollycx March 1, 2020

Antonio..

He's extremely intelligent, traumatized, sweet, funny (in the nerdy way), and just fucking perfect. I think I'm falling in love all over again

Person 1: hey, isn't that your ex, Antonio..?
Person 2: yes- but we're still friends
Person 1: why? Don't people normally never talk to their exes after the break up?
Person 2: yes well, we've both matured. We're in highschool now, and I think I'm falling in love with him again. I'm remembering why I fell for him in the first place.
Person 1: why not ask him out again?
Person 2: because, I doubt he'd want me again. I feel like I ruined my chances. Also, I'm a trans man. I doubt he'd *want* a trans guy.
Person 1: that's a big L for you, g.
Person 2: I wish I had rizz

by March 12, 2023

Antonio

An Italian Antonio is loyal, strong willed, and intelligent. If an Antonio is 100% Italian he also looks great. A Hispanic Antonio is physicaly strong but has lower morals and a much lower intellect. You can tell them apart easily due to Hispanic Antonios looking just as ugly as there rape baby Spanish/tribal relatives. A mixed Antonio is an abomination, he might have look good from his Italian dna and he might even have a high intelligence. Due to his Hispanic traits he will be weak and submissive, he will be socially anxious and won’t confront you about anything because he’s such a pussy.

I met an Antonio in Italy and he was a great friend, then I traveled to Argentina and met a brain dead Antonio playing soccer. Worst off all was the Antonio in America he was half Italian and half Mexican or something, he seemed like a good friend at first but then I realized how he’s truly just a mutt.

by Emperor of south east Asia September 8, 2021