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When you drift off to sleep with your hand on your junk.
I fell asleep in Warsaw drift because my wi-fi was down
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.
I've got nut drift on my right side.
Or "Snowdrift", is an affectionate self-applied label for white people who regularly inhabit racially diverse spaces on social media. The term commonly appears in self-deprecating racial humor, as a way for white allies to come to terms with their internalized racism. The idea is to reconstruct the white identity as something based on uniqueness as opposed to supremacy.
"Finally went to go see 'Get Out'. Great movie, but you should have seen the theater. It was almost completely empty; just me and five other snow drift stragglers"
When you want to take a nap but every time you drift off to sleep you wake back up. Eventually you drift and wake up so many times that you feel refreshed.
I woke up this morning and I still felt tired, I took a drifting nap and I felt fine.
An incident in which one forgets about the reality they are actually in and temporarily behaves as if they are where/when they were thinking about.
Last night was weird, during dinner I had a reality drift I was in the movie Step Brothers.
When someone keeps repeating a word a lot in the same small period of time.
Originates from: when girls are rejecting you and keep saying they don't want you to drift apart.
Dude 1: He kept pulling a "drift apart" about his football practice
Dude 2: Yea, man! WE GET IT. STOP REPEATING.