Random
Source Code
Random
Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-
Say that more clearly or in a way that I can understand
Ryan: mumbles something
Ryan's mom: Speakada English!
The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.
The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"
Nihongo Jouzu but for English.
Nenechi speaks Elite English.
People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.
When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.
Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"
Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book
Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified