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white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner

I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend

by S_W_F_L December 29, 2017


giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 18, 2024


Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.

Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!

by The Abstract April 15, 2009


Giraffe sock thursday

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018


giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013


Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 4, 2016


Water Giraffe

A water Giraffe is a rare species. This animal’s main food source tends to be KFC. If they happen to be unable to find a KFC, they simply eat from a chicken tree. The main predator of a Water Giraffe is the lion fish.

Did you see that Water Giraffe walking to your house?

by Mr.Orangedo November 20, 2022