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Jared Bomber

a paper airplane marked "jared bomber" that appeared in Mr. Arizpe's 8th period spanish period from 2006-2007. Everyone made these and threw them while the teacher was out of the room. When he comes back he reads a plane and calls jared to the front of the class thinking it was him who marked his name on all the planes. Jared walks up, ALL red, and in a crying high pitched voice says " They all make fun of me!! =" and pointed 5 kids out, all later screamed at by the psycho mr arizpe.

DUDE ITS JARED BOMBER! GO CRY BITCH :D

by jbomber22 August 9, 2008

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Jared’s Pose

The peace sign over the individuals face/head area

Did you see that dweeb doing the Jared’s pose? What a loser

by Fat Mano April 1, 2020


Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

by JoeMason April 28, 2017


Jared Gavin

A total dick

Over reacts

and is always wrong but doesnt admit it.

Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.

by pr4 dude November 6, 2013


Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014


Jared Moskowitz

Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared

“Jared Moskowitz is bodybuilding herb

by Lovelove3412 February 15, 2023

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Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"

by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023