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Fig Newton

A FIG is a pear shaped fruit with sweet dark flesh and many seeds. NEWTON, John is the man who wrote Amazing Grace. Do your research. Quit being so ignorant. John Newton was a proclaimed Christian after being a captain of slave ships. I won't go into history of him becoming a slave...etc...etc... you need to do it. Rise above ignorance. It is not just black and white. It is more than that. Pick up a BOOK and pass the DROW.

FIG NEWTON

by Gentile22,, March 19, 2016


puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.

to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.

by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024


Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.

Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.

by papabenny February 28, 2018


Newton's Cradle

While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle

She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her

by S-T-G December 5, 2011


Newton's Cradle

The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact

"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"

by bobrob1234 November 4, 2021


Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.

Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle

by gog1414 January 2, 2024


Joshua Newton

That one guy who obsesses over pop culture and Star-Wars. Reasonably good at school however can be irritating. Will no doubt give you extra math homework.

I can't believe he just gave us extra homework! He is such a Joshua Newton

by RogueG June 21, 2019