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The act of a man placing his penis against a straw, with the other end of the straw stuck into the lower eyelid of their partner. The man then ejaculates into the straw, resulting in a Swedish Labyrinth.
"Bro I gave her a Swedish Labriynth last night.."
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A sexual position when two people, on all fours with their butts touching, butt-hole to butt-hole, who then proceed to poop into each other forming a ball of feces, better known as a Swedish Meatball.
Damn Michael Fucking Wilson, did you see those two girls Swedish Meatballing last night at the Frame?
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Now, 2007(hope they won't 4 much longer),sweden is ruled by the Moderates (yes, they r crazy people who dont pay their taxes n think that they can manage to rule dis country) who r trying to lower our taxes (so that all the ministers wont get blamed 4 not paying em) and with that also lower our living standards. After only a year in the goverment they have managed 2 make us pay 4 a lot of things, such as doctors and higher intrest charges. They have also lowered the subsidies (i dont really kno what its called, found that on the net, but its money u get from the goverment 4 4 example not having a job) 4 unemployment and the student grants, wich alredy were low enough!!
They have also made the rift between the classes bigger!
So, 4 y'all who voted 4 them in the elections in 2006, i hope dis wasnt what y'all wanted, cause if u did ure just mad, otherwise, i have 2 give u an advice, think before u act!!!
Elections 2006:
Dumbass wid no brain: yeah, the moderates won! they're gonna make sweden a great place!!
(but the dumbass didnt get that it alredy was a great place without todays swedish goverment, the moderates! It was better with the socialdemocrates!)
2008:
dumbass, sad: awwww....:(, wish i wasnt a dumbass last year, now i dont have money 2 buy my kid a present 4 his 8:th birthday. since i got fired i almost dont have any money 2 buy food 4 maa kid either..
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When a guy ejaculates into his partners mouth and they pass the semen back and forth between them in a kiss. Also known as snowballing.
Bill enjoyed Swedish kissing , he always found the taste of himself through his partner arousing.
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The act in beating a girl with your dick till she starts bleeding while your ejaculating on her face. Somewhat similar to the strawberry shortcake.
After I gave Carly the birmingham booty call i gave her a Swedish Candycane.
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when the partner licks their partners asshole. and after they have some Sh*t on there mouth/tongue they make out hardcore until the partners mouth is as brown as the black hole licker's mouth.
Last night Jenny wanted to do a Swedish blackhole, but i don't really like to do that. Then she threatened me with no sex; so we did it.
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1. A variety of bagpipes played in traditional Swedish folk music.
2. The male genitalia; less commonly, the penis.
You look like you have a lot of musical talent. Care to come back to my place and put your lips to my Swedish bagpipes?
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