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A protruding bowl movement, about to defecate.
I have a mole at the ticket window and have to find a bathroom ASAP.
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A badass band. Hot men play guitar, bass, and drums. They can sing their ass' off, oh, and their girlfriends are hot as well! Influenced by Rancid, Lars and the Bastards, Bouncing souls, Roger Miret and The Disasters, The Ramones, The Dropkick Murpheys, Misfits, etc. Listen or die, bitch.
That Ten Ticket Thrill is fuckin amazing. They're legit. So fuck off.
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A six-member gay-rights movement from Columbus, Ohio formed in late 2008. They openly state their beliefs on the joy of sodomy in front of large crowds.
"Hey, Tim, let's go see My Ticket Home, and then have anal sex"
"Ok, Bob"
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Generally considered to be the male in a friends with benefits or fuck buddy relationship. A season ticket holder has a year round, infinite supply of season tickets and a complete sexual grip both mentally and physically around his female counterpart.
Rupert: "So you can really fuck her whenever you want? She's so hot."
Carlos: "Haha you have no idea. I'm a Season Ticket Holder bro, this chick loves me".
Rupert: "I wish I had season tickets with Christina..."
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Defination:
To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.
ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t
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A women, usually from a poor family or a developing country, who wants to get married with a foreign man to leave the country and have a better life.
I'd stay away from her. She is just a 'plane ticket girl.'
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Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.
I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.
"What is that?" My friend asked!
I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."
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