The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.
Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.
Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?
Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.
The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.
"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".
Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
Accidentall blowing into an open joint sending every thing in it flying.
Yo, Niklas was pulling a trumpet the other day, it was hilarious.
1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.
Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.
A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.
The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!
when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.