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when ur nose is broken as bad as actor ownen wilson.
Those fuckers broke my nose wilson style!
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A scientific experiment gone horribly wrong: do not approach under any circumstances. It can harbor many forms, generally piggies, but its favorite form is the form of its human victim - a socially inept teenager named Sam Wilson who came into contact with the test subject in 1969 on the Moon mission. MOON PIGS.
lOOK OUT, THE SAM WILSON IS ABOUT.
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Tyler wilson is cute asf he has a huge dick its like 13 inches. Cuz he is fine asf he get mad bitches and. Gurls be fallin for him. And his bro eric be gettin mad bitches. Eric tucker be gettin bitches on bitches. But tyler will always be better than eric no matter what and if you find a eric that is better than tyler kill eric. And nobody can resist tyler. Any body will die for him. And he look like a monkey
Girl 1: tyler wilson is sexy asf
Girl 2: i want him so bad
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An internet law.
States that if a person makes a sweeping generalization and attempts to back it up with Science, especially science taken completely out of context, that person loses at life.
I'm picturing Flip Wilson, as Geraldine, saying "Darwin made me do it!" instead of "The Devil made me do it!"
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The Quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks, who is also owned by the Atlanta Falcons. No matter what he does, he will have a big fat dirty bird dick up his butt.
He is also the owner of the New Orleans Aints
Russel Wilson is a great Seahawk quarterback, and hes taking the seahawks to a Super bowl. He has yet to make the saints relevant as Owner of the New Orleans saints
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Indisputably one of the best presidents of the United States of America. Perhaps the best.
The 28th.
Elected in 1912 and again in 1916.
The only president of the US to this point to have held a doctorate of philosophy. Graduated from Princeton and Johns Hopkins.
Led America through World War I. Issued the Fourteen Points, which established an idealized standard for the world to strive for in diplomatic relations. National women's suffrage. 13th president of Princeton University. Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize due to his dedication to shaping the Treaty of Versailles. The League of Nations, the inspiration for the current United Nations, was his brainchild. The Clayton Antitrust Act. Established national Mother's Day. Wilsonian idealism has been the core of American foreign relations since 1914.
A great politician and thinker who was ahead of his time in many aspects that any citizen of the world should look at with respect and admiration.
Woodrow Wilson is awesome!
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Only the best person to ever exist. He’s top-tier and truly deserves the whole entire universe. Also I’m totally gonna beat him at proving that’s he’s the best.
“Boy do you know who’s the absolute best?”
“Whomst?”
“Ethan Wilson
but he can’t SEE HOW FOR SOME REASON.”
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