Berlin bike

A rattling piece of junk.

Impractical, unsafe for any purpose and thrice stolen in the last year alone, the Berlin bike creaks ominously as you shift your weight on it. You always feel a bit anxious that you might chance upon its still-grieving former owners.

"Typical Berlin bike, €90"
"Retro Hollandrad, €180"
"Nice city bike, €45"

divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.

"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."

Bike grinding

To flip a bike upside down and siting on the tire, then pedaling to please yourself

I watched her bike grind.

I was bike grinding last night.

I'm a bike grinder

birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike

Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike

Bike sexual

when you have hardcore sex with a bike you make rusty chain babies

wow that josh is such a "bike sexual!"

what's that?
It's when you have hardcore sex with a bike that it creates rusty chain babies😏

community bike

A girl who has sex with a lot of guys in the similar area (community)

She is the community bike.

Brit Bike

Motorcycle manufactured by British motorcycle manufacturer.

My old Brit bike keeps breaking down