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thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit

Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!

by 🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me September 25, 2017


Neuron burner

A neuron burner is a problem that you need to think long and hard about. It's similar to "being in the zone" in terms of the effort of concentration, but "in the zone" does not describe the difficulty of the problem, which"neuron burner" does.

"The instructions for this microwave are a real neuron burner"
"This test was one neuron burner after another! Glad it's over."

by bjotec May 29, 2022


Bunson Burner

A girl that viscously breaks up with you.

Jeff: bro i just got dumped over text.
Julio: man your ex is a bunson burner

by Doppinator December 26, 2020


butthole burner

Intense burning sensation you feel in your butthole after one shot of whiskey, usually is rectified after one to two more shots.

Man my first shot of whiskey was a real butthole burner.

by WhiskeyDrinker28951 March 12, 2018


smacked with a burner

A person so ugly that he or she appears to have been pistol whipped

Stfu you're smacked with a burner

by DJCinFree1 April 11, 2014


wagon burner

A word for those who want to die fast in school.

Fuck man i just called that Indian a wagon burner I better call the police fast.

by Stuart Man November 13, 2005

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hair burner

a homosexual who works at a salon.

"Ew, what's that smell."

"Oh, a bunch of hair burners work at this salon."

by Paul October 10, 2003

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