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Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets to hire someone to smack you everyday for a week”
is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum
A human porcupine that needs to get a haircut as quick as yesterday
Christian dinosaur be lookin like a whole pineapple
An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.
Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
I LIKE MEN AND MEN ONLY!
christian: hey ur cute!
simon: u gay fuck!
A cute ass boy who is literally jaw dropping like ddaaayyyuuummmnnn i see you.
Hes so sweet and smart hes a Christian
sometimes nice and can sometimes keep secrets. they really want to expose you when u tell them something but they won’t do it unless u give them permission. however if u trigger them somehow, they may expose u. they like to steal ur stuff and bully u for being short. although their name is christian they cuss a lot and they’re birthday is not on christmas. their birthday is on valentine’s day.
lauren: where’d my phone go?
naomi: christian stole it