Coon Eyes

The tan line caused by wearing sunglasses. The sun tans or burns your face but the area around your eyes are protected by the sunglasses. When you remove the sunglasses you are left with pale eyes and a burned face. Much resembling the way a raccoons face looks.

Man, I should probably take off my shades before I get coon eyes.

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coons age

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

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coon hound

pronounced: 'kün 'haund.
Noun.

This commonly refers to a caucasian female (often very trashy) who typically prefers to have sexual relations with uneducated black men.

See also Mud shark.

That girl wont sleep with you; you're white and shes a complete coon hound.

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coon boots

Bare feet. Referring to coons inability to afford footwear.

I was too lazy to find my shoes so i just wore my coon boots.

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Coon Huntin

Going to Compton and shootin'a jiggaboocoon berry

Hey, Bob, pull out of your sister and let's go coon huntin'.

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Coon Zoo

A closed environment where black people (jungle bunnies) are usually sent to after they prove to be a skidmark to societys underwear as they are expected to be. A.K.A jail

Correctional Officer 1 - "Hey we rounded up 20 jungle bunnies in the Marcy Projects today"

Correctional Officer 2 - "Time to send em to the coon zoo"

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Coon bath

Taking a bath/shower in the lake, a river, a creek or a pool, whether it's theirs or not.

I saw Obama yesterday in my pool takin' a coon bath, he was washin' himself and everything.

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