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Cousin Larry

Another name for Coors Light, a decent beer to drink if you are planning on drinking a dozen or more beers in one night.

1. Barkeep, I'll have three Cousin Larrys please.

2. Consider this exchange:
Dude 1: "You want a Sam Adam's?"
Dude 2: "No thanks, I feel like tonight may flash, make it a Cousin Larry! Hell, make it two!"

by NDFitz April 19, 2006


weiner cousins

some dumb ass term from colorado meaning 2 guys had sex with the same girl

oh you fucked Ellie? me too, were weiner cousins now!

by sdogg4life March 23, 2017


sisters cousin

It's not my cousin, it's my sister's cousin so we can fuck

When me and my sisters cousin are scrawgin in the back seat it's legal since she ain't my cousin, she's my sister's cousin

by Rustybug26 December 29, 2017


cousin skeeter

another name for a skeezer (a hoe or slut)

Bro, that chick....now she's a cousin skeeter.

by KMAC DADDY December 28, 2007


country cousin

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)

The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2010


your cousin

Like "yo momma" only... your cousin. Because this one is NOT way overused. And much cooler. Thanks to Kylie, Carolynne, and their tireless efforts to rid our generation of stupid catchphrases.

cafo cofo

AND IT'S YOUR NOT YO, STUPID SICK FREAKS. Your cousin is ashamed of your pronounciation.

"You're so stupid." "You slept with your cousin."

"What's up?" "Your cousin!" "That's suggestive." "Go rape a cadaver."

by Meg Malm Is Your Cousin "Ewww, creepy!" January 08, 2005


Wiener Cousins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Cousins when both are Wiener Brothers with the same third gentleman.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.

Jeeves: So I porked Chloe the other day

Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!

Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!

Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!

by Reiquaza August 02, 2010