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A disease that is spread when a human being is in contact with Nehmy ( A gay piece of fucks who enjoys fiddling around with the dicks of 6 year old boys and girls . He also likes having sex with dogs and cats).
Nehmy disease can give the victim a sudden urge to fuck puppies, as well as kittens. It can also cause someone to fuck mercilessly, and to get fucked by goats. It can also turn the victim to a pedophile. Side effects include: Huge Increase In Mass (200+), and living up to the age of 500.
"Nehmy enjoys fingering himself. He excels in the sport of shitting on his hand and sticking shit up his vagina. NEHMY DISEASE!" - Dania
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The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.
This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.
ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
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The dad on the Brady Bunch died of Fudgepacker's Disease.
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the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.
Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.
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A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.
*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."
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a claustrophobic narcoleptic nymphoniac with a tendency to necrophilia
which basically means that you shag a bunch of dead people and fall asleep straight away in a public place.
Dude... you have CNNWTN... the worst disease that's nasty!!
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A horrible disease that makes girls ( sometimes gays) among the ages 13-17 become inlove with unicorns. some signs of unicorn disease may be buying unicorn toys, stuffed unicorns, neighing, and wearing lots of glitter. Unicorn disease might also be referred to as Unicorn syndrome.
your glitter is getting all over me " "yeah sorry i just have unicorn disease
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