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when your mouth is bigger than your ass
Im going to kick that guys ass because he has the pelican disease.
that guy has the pelican disease, go kick his ass.
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The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.
This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.
ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
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The dad on the Brady Bunch died of Fudgepacker's Disease.
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the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.
Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.
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A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.
*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."
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a claustrophobic narcoleptic nymphoniac with a tendency to necrophilia
which basically means that you shag a bunch of dead people and fall asleep straight away in a public place.
Dude... you have CNNWTN... the worst disease that's nasty!!
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A horrible disease that makes girls ( sometimes gays) among the ages 13-17 become inlove with unicorns. some signs of unicorn disease may be buying unicorn toys, stuffed unicorns, neighing, and wearing lots of glitter. Unicorn disease might also be referred to as Unicorn syndrome.
your glitter is getting all over me " "yeah sorry i just have unicorn disease
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