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The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.
Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.
a pussy
Eddie Leigh has rosie red cheeks and looks like a lesbian.
"Hi sir Fidel, my father's name is the one of the greatest scientist of democratic republic of Congo, Eddy malou (E, double D, Y hyphen M, A, L, O, U) that is it means the esteem of KNOWLEDGE, the ones who knows lots of things"
"...the congolexicomatization of market laws, please..."
"-Do you know rollerblades ?
-Yes, it's all about this, because, when we speak about reller, we can see nuclearity."
It's a next eddy malou level of bullshit
Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
Eddie Walker is all the craze at the moment as he has won the meat beating competition against Alex Murry, who was the previous 9 time world meat beating champion. Eddie currently works for the CCC, The close relative to a specific group in the south of the US that hates a specific group of people. He got demoted from president after he killed Jed Del Zotto, an icon in the CCC.
Eddie Walker is cute
Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.
Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!
A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.
You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.