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Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004


Eddie Leigh

a pussy

Eddie Leigh has rosie red cheeks and looks like a lesbian.

by Cameran Carr October 17, 2010


Eddy malou

"Hi sir Fidel, my father's name is the one of the greatest scientist of democratic republic of Congo, Eddy malou (E, double D, Y hyphen M, A, L, O, U) that is it means the esteem of KNOWLEDGE, the ones who knows lots of things"

"...the congolexicomatization of market laws, please..."

"-Do you know rollerblades ?

-Yes, it's all about this, because, when we speak about reller, we can see nuclearity."

It's a next eddy malou level of bullshit

by genesis maraboutator October 01, 2017


front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.

"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."

by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 07, 2015


Eddie Walker

Eddie Walker is all the craze at the moment as he has won the meat beating competition against Alex Murry, who was the previous 9 time world meat beating champion. Eddie currently works for the CCC, The close relative to a specific group in the south of the US that hates a specific group of people. He got demoted from president after he killed Jed Del Zotto, an icon in the CCC.

Eddie Walker is cute

by Jed Del Zotto's Wife September 07, 2023


eddy davidson

Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.

Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!

by Cayucas July 09, 2017


Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019