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Beginning with the "Roman Battle Helmet", you then proceed to get a boner and start pissing, making it look like an elephant.
18th Century Hooker: Hey, I commend you on that Roman Elephant you gave me last night.
Hollywood: Yeah, at first it was a roman battle helmet, but then i got a boner and started peeing.
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Another way of saying foreskin. It is called elephant nose because it looks like an elephant's trunk.
Under the trunk holds the elephant nose. SMEGMA!
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Don't forget to bring back an elephant ear for me.
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Brand of ecstasy tablet. They are pink in colour and bear the imprint of an elephant on the face of the tablet.
What kind of pills did you take?
Pink Elephants.
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The bulbous labia majora protruding from a females nether region while wearing pants, jeans, etc.
Her pussy is so big I could see her elephant knuckles through her swim suit!
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A sexual act in which a male lines cocaine on the staff of his erect penis for his female counterpart to consume. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex and upon ejaculation, the male pulls each of the female's ears away from her head and thrusts into the back of the throat, causing her to look like dumbo and make the sound of an elephant.
Last night sure was fun when I white elephanted your mom.
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(n.) a large rifle, similar to a shotgun, that fires heavy slugs designed to bring down an elephant in two shots.
(n.) A wart (or similar infection) on the hand that fires puss when squeed.
The amount of damage that shotgun did was consistant to an elephant gun
He has an elephant gun.
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