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When your computer fan kicks into overdrive and spins at 100000000RPM, making a noise equivalent to that of a jet engine on take off
hang on, I can't hear a word you're saying; my computer is jet engining
The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.
Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.
Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?
Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.
Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!
Working on a pretend project with impractical goals, imaginary requirements, unachievable expectations.
My current assignment is fantasy engineering, we're making green biofuel out of unicorn manure.
an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task
It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.
A method an engineer uses to execute an idea with no science or facts. Typically used in corporate world by engineers who speak with great confidence.
Method steps -
1. Gather a bunch of charts from online
2. Deductively link a path through the data that seems smart but never uses scientific fact
3. Get as many people on board with your philosophical concept
4. Come back with your people to beat down any and intimidate any one who does not agree with your idea that uses data and equations
5. If you are new to the company say you don't know how the people before you came up with it.
6. Plan ahead for the presentation to strongly shut up anyone who may start to point out facts by stating "We can go on for a long time in great detail about that, but that's for another time" or say "There is so much to that discussion we need to put together a presentation for another date to address that"
-The customer has come to us with a valid complaint that our products are defective by design. Any engineer in this company can clearly see that. As engineering 101 information was ignored in the design. We will just gather a team to bandwagon-engineering the customer with information.
-I don't know what I am doing with engineering so I am going to bandwagon-engineer my idea to management.
A cute or hot girl that knows how to fix a car, motorcycle, or any other type of vehicle.
A grease monkey that happens to be a girl.
It's a little more pricey to go to the local shop, but getting to see a engine bunny like her is worth it!
Were the guy stands in front of the girl and the guy stands behind the girl and the girl in the middle goes back and forth on her hands and knees that's a boxer engine
Hey man that girl performed at boxer engine move real nice the other night didn't she