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clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val
have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!
Mia and Ethan
literally just Mia and Ethan
damn, Mia and Ethan are literal couple goals, wish i could be like them
Basically Lisen and Rahwa. They are literally The definition of it.
Kelb: omg, you guys are Lisen and Rahwa.
Someone: who are they?
Kelb: it means friendship goals. They invented it.
Someone: omg, thanks!
Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.
The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)
A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.
A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!
The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!
A relationship where the guy has back problems and the girl has stomach problems. They are best friends yet at the same time they are the perfect couple.
Wow, Alyssa and Sebastian are the perfect definition of relationship goals