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Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother
A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.
A true name for a Fanny Pack
Toby: Woah Bruh, Cool Fanny pack!
Baylor: You mean a granny sack?
Sonny: The fuck you talking bout
If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.
Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.
The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years
That old lady has a granny clot
When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth