a level of shit-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.
Kid: "Where'd you go last night?"
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."
where the vagina is over sized and hangs like Christmas ham.
Haleys moms pussy ham is showing through her shorts!
when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham
I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.
the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.
You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!
when a person overacts immensely. it is generally more accepted in the theatre but criticised in film and tv. can also describe a person who is being fake. also called "hamming it"
Barbara Kellerman in the BBC adaptation of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe shows a lot of ham acting in her portrayal of the White Witch.